As boys, we grow up trying to get far away from girls. As men, we try our hardest to make up for that lost time in an endless quest to understand women. Somehow, we actually get a woman to marry us and even have our child! Well, guess what? That child turned out to be a girl. That’s right – that elusive gender you know pretty much nothing about! Have no fear, Brian A. Klems is here to help you through it!
How do you have a tea party? Potty train a girl? How does a man deal with so much pink in his life? All these, and other questions, will be answered in humorous anecdotes from a man who is raising not one, but three, girls. Brian A. Klems is a true man’s man. He loves Sportscenter, Fantasy Baseball and having a drink with the old college buddies. You’d think I know the guy, but I don’t. That’s how forthcoming he is in this book and, as a result, is very relatable to the average man.
My message to new fathers of girls: sit back, try to relax and read this book. You will be more knowledgeable for it and have a few extra joked to slip into your repertoire. Thank you for this wonderful book, Brian A. Klems.
“Oh Boy, You’re Having a Girl” by Brian A. Klems
Hello, dad! Are you taking your daughter trick or treating this year? Are you dressing up with her? Oh, it never crossed your mind eh? That’s okay, most dads don’t think of it.
Perhaps your wife has mentioned you should get a costume to take your daughter out trick or treating this year? Think harder. Yep. That one day four weeks ago while you were watching football and she mentioned something about maybe dressing up for Halloween with your daughter this year. Well, it’s happening, and I am here to save you!
Morton Salt. What is cuter than your little girl dressing up as the Morton salt girl? You, dressed as the salt container! Your daughter (and wife) will love you for this.
Batman and Batgirl. This one actually gets you to dress your daughter as a superhero! Plus, you get to be Batman! Everyone wins!
Peter Pan and Tinker Bell. Your daughter will always want to be a princess for Halloween. Escort your little Tinker Bell with pride.
King Arthur and his Court. You get to dress up as a king, complete with armor. She gets to dress up as a maiden. Everyone wins (and you don’t look cute).
Mike and Boo. Your daughter will love running around trying to be a scary monster. You get to be her protector.