Woo, another promotion for Dead Skin Dave, the Pirate! It never has been easier to get my latest book for cheap!
For the next four days, you can purchase the eBook for only $0.99! That is in addition to the buy the paperback, get the eBook free promotion.
What’s yer excuse mateys? Get on board with Dead Skin Dave as he searches for the Legendary Lost Cutlass of Captain Bo Ben!
Hello, folks! I know I said I’d take the day off, but Amazon just launched a great promotion that I would like to share with you.
Starting today, all purchases of the paperback version of Dead Skin Dave, the Pirate! will allow you to download the eBook for your Kindle device or app absolutely FREE!
Now you can take Dead Skin Dave with you wherever you go! Let your kids read it on your iPad, smartphone or Kindle device It’s a great way to always keep your kids reading!
Just add the book to your cart, checkout and the eBook version will be made available to you for free.
Click here to buy now!
In preparation for Halloween, which is quickly approaching, my publisher and I have set a temporary discount on my children’s picture book, Jeremy, the Jack-o’-Lantern. Now through October 31st, save 15% off the cover price only at Lulu.com !
Get in the mood for Halloween and share this story with your kids, neighbors, friends, relatives, or anyone who enjoys Halloween!
What does a pumpkin think about being turned into a jack-o’-lantern? Join Jeremy as he goes from a small pumpkin on a vine to a delightfully wicked jack-o’-lantern! Go on a journey as Jeremy experiences Halloween for the first time!
Today is the last day for your free e-book copy of Dead Skin Dave, the Pirate!
Grab it while ye can, mateys!
And please leave a review after you’ve finished!
Say goodbye to Summer and hello to Fall with one last pirate adventure!
Dead Skin Dave, the Pirate! e-book version will be FREE for the next five days!
Click here to get your FREE copy today!
Hello, readers! Today, I am excited to introduce you to my newest character, Kyle McDuffy. He is an adventurous fifth grader on a mission to solve all the mysteries at Pearson Elementary. With the help of nosy Cindy and nervous Will, Kyle will investigate the greatest mysteries of his time.
First Case: ‘Principal Adams and the Toupee of Terror!’
Look for the first case to be released right here, for free, with new cases added every few weeks.
When a substantial amount of cases are revealed to the public, a complete case work collection will be released in one paperback volume.
Be sure to use the Search bar on the right side of the Home screen and enter keyword Kyle McDuffy to see all of the posts!
Ahoy, mateys! Dead Skin Dave, the pirate, here! I’m just checkin’ in on ye to make sure yer enjoyin’ me book!
If yer into colorin’ I’ve got some pages fer yer parents to print out!
Color it in as ye see fit, and if yer feelin’ up to it, have yer parents post yer drawin’ in the comments section so I can see the amazing job ye have done.
Now, get coloring!
Parents, print these out and present for your kids to color! Take them to school functions, picnics, car rides, hand them out to all of your friends and family!
Ahoy, junior pirates!
Keep your junior pirate lair safe from invaders with this official Dead Skin Dave door hanger!
Print as many as you’d like to repel all boarders!
If you have yet to order your copy of Dead Skin Dave, the Pirate! and would like a personalized autograph to accompany your purchase, wait no longer! I am gauging interest in this, so if it is something you would like, please fill out the contact form below!
Once you fill out the form, I will contact you with information on how to order.
A Paypal account will be required, as it is the safest and most effective way of sending money and personal data over the Internet.
Avast there, junior pirates!
Dead Skin Dave here fer one last blog post. It sure has been fun gettin’ out o’ me book and tellin’ ye all about my fantastic adventure. I hope ye are all plannin’ on orderin’ me book and reading it very soon!
I hope ye enjoyed me posts, and I look forward to seein’ ye all inside o’ me book!
Alas, have no fear! I will still be sendin’ activities fer me junior pirates through my author! Ye haven’t heard the last from me! My author, Ryan R. Palmer has many fun things on the horizon for all o’ the fans of Dead Skin Dave!
Catch ye on the open seas!
-Dead Skin Dave
Dead Skin Dave, the Pirate! is NOW AVAILABLE!
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